Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I can't turn off my feet"
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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