oh god the rape fog is back!
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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