Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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