I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
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girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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