Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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