There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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