Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Damn victory sex feels great
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