I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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