is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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