I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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