butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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