butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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