If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
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Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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