the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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