If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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