she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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