look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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