can we get nightvision for the apartment?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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