The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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