birth control should be required to get into college
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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