come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
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Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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