so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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