from now on my penis is your penis
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
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so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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