Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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