I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Do vagina's smell?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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