Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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