we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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