Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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