Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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