i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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