so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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