I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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