talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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