1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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