People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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