2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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