dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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