everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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