I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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