Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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