im drinking this country out of the recession.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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