So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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