Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
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she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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