Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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