i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW