Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?