i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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