um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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