hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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