first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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