I must be too annoying 4 u.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
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