Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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