can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I don't think brook has ever known best
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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