he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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