Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
