they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
tell me about the eggs
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